Crug Skies

Crug Skies is the son of NSPPP enforcement officer Conor. He is a billionaire that owns a German designer fashion empire of the same name.

Birth and early life
Crug Skies was born in Belfast, to father Conor, who is an enforcement officer in the NSPPP, and mother Keanu Reeves, who is breathtaking. His father told him that he was destined for great things.

Germany
At age 18, Crug moved to Germany with nothing but what he brought with him, and an old apartment in the centre of Berlin. He knew he had to make money, and he wanted some Gucci, but couldn’t afford it, so he decided to start a designer fashion brand with the very original name of Crug Skies.

Small loan
Before he could start his fashion company, he had to get a small loan from his dad. He pitched him his business idea, and in return, he got $1 million and sweatshop workers to make the designer clothes. He used (most of) the $1 million to open the first Crug Skies shop in Berlin.

Rise to fame
At first it was a bumpy road. The Crug Skies brand was at first seen as poor man’s Gucci, so it didn’t sell that well in its first year. Then Crug realised he had to advertise and show that his brand was more than Poundland value Gucci, so he used what was left of the $1 million to pay for the Crug Skies ad campaign, and it was a success. Everyone bought Crug Skies clothes and he became a billionaire overnight, with the Crug Skies brand becoming an empire.

Involvement with the NSPPP
Crug Skies was believed to have designed blueprints for the NSPPP’s new state-of-the-art headquarters, as well as weapons, which feral Jack used to (allegedly) murder a member of the party. Nothing much else is known about his involvement with Jack.

Death
Crug‘s yacht was sank (reportedly by feral Jack), in which he drowned and died. The funeral service was attended by millions of loyal Crug Skies fans. He was buried next to his father and his mother. Although it is reported that he was actually cremated.