John

About John
John was born on the planet Earth, he was the bastard child of the president of South Sudan, he was left in Northern Ireland and was taking in by the Doherty‘s. His father cut all ties with him until 2017 when he went on a tour of South Sudan on Quote Tour were he made millions that were taken by Gabe.

The Brexit Vote
John had went to go visit Theresa May and when he was visiting he had offered her the idea of Brexit, at first she wasn’t sure if it was a good idea but after a few minutes of persuasion john had convinced her to allow brexit to happen. When the Brexit Vote was happening John was helping her rig the election to allow it to happen but made it happen by only 51% saying leave.

The JDFC
In 2019 John had founded a country which he had quickly made into a dictatorship and named it The JDFC (John Doherty Fan Club). He got some of his closest friends to become citizens and some to become his elite guards. Brodie was one of the elite guards and in a election he managed to become the Vice Dictator. However a few hours latter John Discovered the body of one of the elite guards and after a lengthy court case Brodie was sentenced to the gulag where he had later escaped never to be seen again. In 2020 The JDFC still exists but it is abandoned by now.

Founding The NSPPP
Nothing else interesting happened until 2019 when him,  Gabe ,  Jack Kay ,  Aaron and  Brodie f ounded The NSPPP or the full version is The Nationalist Socialist Priory Pupils Party. Although Gabe is the real party leader, he made John the figurehead of The NSPPP where he would implement policies for Gabe while the public thinks he is in charge of the party and is leading it.

Death
On John’s birthday in 2024 John was depressed for some reason. He spent the night of his birthday crying with two cakes beside him one that he got and one that was sent from a “unknown person”. John had started to eat his cake first instead of the other cake, luckily for him that cake was laced with poison that would have killed him soon after eating it, unluckily for him when he was eating the cake while he was crying he started to choke, Gabe wasn’t watching his secret cameras in John’s house at the time so he wasn’t able to save him. Gabe found out the next day when he was wondering where John was as he was late, he checked the cameras and found John’s corpse. He sent someone around to check on him where the rest of The NSPPP had found out about John’s death. It was ruled as an accidental death, this is also when the rumours of The NSPPP Killer started as they found the cake that was poisoned after an intern eat from it, it had became obvious that someone was hunting them down.

Quotes
Some Horses are brown

Where is my BEAN

Where is my paper bag

Trivia
He is against Brexit

South Sudan loves him

Dictator of The JDFC (The John Doherty Fan Club)

Has relatives in Argentina visits mainly his grandfather Adam Hilt/ Señor Hilter.

Stared in the hit TV show Everybody Hates John

Codi had hired John on the Dark Web to kill John

Is one of the founding fathers of the The South Africa Tuk Tuk Tour

Co-writer of the hit movies Water by day, Oil by Night 1 and 2.

Goes by the Twitter handle Jon Kram, who is right wing and posts only the truth.