Communist Crab

Description
The Communist crab is a ghost crab from Russia is has a red exoskeleton with a golden hammer and sickle on its back. The crab constantly sing the Soviet National Anthem on loop in a low whisper. Exposer to the singing will slowly cause the victim to lose their voice they will then regain their voice with a slight Russian accent and left leaning views.

Life
It is unknown how the crab made it to Ireland form Russia thought it is believed to be by Yakovlev Yak-1. The crab is an accomplished author with several political theory boom talking about left wing politics and policies. Many of the books were found with the crab in the NSPPP’s HQ. The crab can speak fluent Russian and allegedly served in the red army as a spy.

Collapse of The Soviet Union
In 1991 when the USSR fell the crab fled to Ireland, it became depressed and vowed to bring communism to Europe this is difficult due to him being a crab.

Revolutions
In 2003 the crab tried to start a communist revolution in The Republic of Ireland, it failed due to poor communication and the fact he was the only one on the revolutionary side, he was also the only one to know about the revolution. After it failed he fled to Northern Ireland believing he was a wanted criminal in the Republic (he isn’t).

In 2011 He attempted another revolution in Northern Ireland which also failed due to poor planning, the revolutionary forces did have more that one crab this time with a force consisting of 1 Crab, 3 Rats, and 2 Men. After the revolution failed they hid in the soon to be NSPPP’s HQ in which all the forces except the crab died.

NSPPP’s HQ
One the rest of his forces were killed by unknown means he tried to leave however he couldn’t open the door due to him being a crab. He spent his time writing and planning for a global revolution.

Trivia
Is fluent in: Russian, English, French and Manx.

Knows the communist Manifesto of by heart.

Has spoken to Stalin.